FAQs

Can you make my website as cool as a cucumber?

We can certainly try, but keep in mind, cucumbers are notoriously chill. It's a high bar to reach.

What do you do if a website you created becomes self-aware?

We take it out for a nice cup of coffee and have a chat about the importance of not causing a digital uprising. So far, so good.

How often do you water your servers?

Our servers are like succulents, they thrive on neglect. No need for water, just a steady stream of code